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I Am One with the Wilderness

The other day a butterfly landed on my shoulder. It rode with me as I hiked for about 30 min. It was some serious real life Avatar shit.

Then a giant Smurf came out of the woods and told me it was a sign from Ewah that I am one with the forest.

I was like, "Really?"

Then I thought to myself: Hey Rich, didn't you eat a lot of wild mushrooms this morning...couldn't this all just be a hallucination?

And it was. I've never even been to Pandora.

PS: Seriously, the first paragraph happened.

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